WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the o fficer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your
radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing
your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of
&n bsp; my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband
always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part....
'Only when he's been drinking
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Even if u all have heard dis b4 u still can do wid a smile rt..............
Sara
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Sara
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hehehehehehe... gud one,, Sara...
Ciao
Bhavna
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Je ws loin n a vu le courrier ur maintenant onli.lots 2 dis qu'u fera plus tard oki parce que je dois quitter de nouveau wid lamaman...........a fait u mangent ur dinner.pls font sur tyme et pour le sommeil de sakes de paradis tot et pas le minuit passe et tous. Geeshhhhhhhu est sorti aussi je suppose que gopal.shall voient u plus tard oki.gudnight.
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Sara
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Ananddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd sir vanakam hw ru doin??????????????I m happi u njoyed n hd a gud laugh............tc n gudnight.
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Sara
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Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Amrita hello dere......hw have u been??I have been kinda bijji thus nt been able 2 log so often..............luks lyke i have missed many posts here
......cu soon amrita tc..............
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Sara
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Hello Viv wish u A HAPPI MOTHERS DAY n hopefulli ur kids r pamperin u dere
......mom n i r planning
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4 a night out s well..............2 ma fav food place...........
cya viv cheers.
Sara
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glad 2kno u did n sureli wll luk in2 ur comic blogs 2........n m sure I wll lyke dem karan.............luv 2 laugh alwayz...................thanks bye.
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Sara
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Sara
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Sara,
Nalla pondatti kadaicha avunukku.
vs gopal
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