PIC frm da net.......................

The Corporate language !!

"We will do it"
means
" You will do it".

"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you". 

"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same". 

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done....
At least not tomorrow !". 

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to
views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do". 

"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied".

"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later".

"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time".

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a
slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on
time".

"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought". 

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how
I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me".

"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made
hardly any difference!".

"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is".

"Well... family is important, your leave is always
granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know....". 

"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed".

"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it".

"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble". 

CORPORATE LESSON.......

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy." Geeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

MORAL OF THE STORY- Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything. 
Hope dis ws njoyable 4 all of u........cheers..............tschus n cya.............
Sara.