OLD TITLES* NEW TITLES
Garden Boy:::::::::::::::: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
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OLD TITLES* NEW TITLES
Garden Boy:::::::::::::::: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid: ::::::::::::::::::::::::Family Environs Upkeep Manager
Receptionist::::::::::: Front Office Manager/Office Access Control
Typist::::::::::::::::::::::::: Printed Document Handler
Messenger:::::::::::::::::::::: Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner:::::::::::::::::::::: Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teach:::::::::::::::::::::: Associate Tutor
Tea Boy:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Refreshment Overseer
Garbage Collector:::::::::::::::::: Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman: :::::::::::::::::::Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
Prostitute : Practical Sexual:::::::::::Relations Officer
Thief::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Maid:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Domestic Operations Specialist
Employee without Portfolio::::::::: Administration Manager
Cook:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Food Preparation Officer
Do Not Forget:::::::::::::::::::::::::::Unemployed
Township Management:::::::::::::Gossiping
Research Management:::::::::::::::Investigating officer
Giving it all a New Look...............lyke it N if its N yes den pls SMILE for Sara N if
its N den don luk ma way????????SO JUS SMILE
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Sara
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I think you didn't read my profile completely ma'am ! I have clearly stated that it ain't me...and almost 80% of ppl can recognize Tom Cruise ...LOL!
Its fun..and should be taken as such!!
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Dear Sara,
I am still smiling.
Charuavi
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LOL LOL LOL
. Wealth distribution officer was very original.
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Hi Sara,
Fantastic! One of the most HILARIOUS reads I 've done recently.
I choked with laughter while reading it! I like best the watchman, window cleaner, driver and maid!
Cheers,
Allez, tu dois rester! Tu as fait beaucoup the travail!
vs gopal
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sir N c how far u cud gooooooooo.I m much too simple to argue wid u............ur policy is gud S long
as it gets implemented
money its tschus from me...............thanks for lukin
into ma blogs..........
Sara
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Hey Sara,
Gud one!
The primary objective of such titles is to pander to one's ego ... while keeping your pay as minimal as possible! And many people indeed fall for it ... as for me, call me whatever you want...but SHOW ME THE MONEY ..that's the policy.
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this one is cool...really enjoyed and plan to use it ,,,
reflector
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dis is wats called paintin da picture in Rainbow colours..........it works N notin lyke makin someone
feel important in whichever way we can rt
Tschus,
Sara
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Hey Sara, This is quite a list you've made
Nowadays it is important to designate and call people respectfully or they tend to get offended so you've done such a superb job for finding such excellent job titles.
Shuvashree
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I m leavin u speechless
.........y da sign language
......god onli knos y
...............u won need it
ur givin me stress so I need
.
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quasi ...........wat dos dis mean
I tell u also.......I M IN stress now N u gave it 2me..I m gonna follow my frd Reflection's therapy
becoz ur giver quasi.............
to follow......don follow me.............
Sara
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